I was in one of the labs yesterday trying to find the version number of a hardware driver. It was not that complex (126.96.36.199), but we thought it safest to write it down with a pen. There was no pen on the desk! There was no pen in the cupboard! Finally, I found a pen hiding in plain sight on the one of the tables, but it was dead! It was the deadiest dead dead pen you’ve ever seen! It should’ve been a black retractable ball point pen, although possibly it should’ve been blue. In any case, it wasn’t even pretending to half work.
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