A pen was thrown at me yesterday, with the comment “blog about this empty pen”. Some people do not approve of blogging about pens. In protest, I’ll blog about it. It was a cheap black ballpoint pen of the sort that has a lid and pretends to be refillable, but there’s no point in refilling it.
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